holy shit its bcos tumblr is boring as fuck now that they banned all NSFW content i cant believe i forgot that

logging in for the first time in like a year and a half 

how tf has my follower count increased since i stopped posting

mixedican:

soupquinze:

mixedican:

mutuals look out your window

hahhah, okie dokie! lol!

gayreinhardt:

gayreinhardt:

daddy pig is a bear

venuselectrificata:

venuselectrificata:

you want my hot take for the evening? people who dont like complainers just havent been exposed to good complaining, and will never know if they themselves have an inborn talent for the art of kvetching

good complaining is some combination of a) funny, b) animated and theatrical, c) insightful re: human foibles, d) inquiry into social trends and norms.it must ALWAYS involve at least a small degree of self awareness, and is often used to build camaraderie and maintain relationships.

source: im jewish

plutothewitch:

trust in the transformation you are about to go through

Hello it me

mufasamonsta:

tahthetrickster:

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

“THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

jesuschristvevo:

give a man some salsa and you feed him for a day. teach a man to salsa and you can probably hook him up with some hot latina girls or something idk

ventoaureoreo:

fundaki-babbles:

damn son why are all the funniest and best posts on here always made by deactivated people? who killed them and wh